this really so funny , poor arab tryin to speak his english

Dear friday:

when i was walking in the lady first yesterday... i saw a piece of religion gurl...she was egg and sweet...


I said :Ya earth keep what on u.a Hundred evenings on ur eyes ya beautiful.
She said :poison.
i said :poison from hand is poisonposin ya Moon.


She shouted in me :yes yes your mother soul.. Do u remmber me one of them collect self or i'll collect the street on u ya Omar.

the Gurl Entered My brain.

I said: ur right on me . it show on u , u are a daughter of people. I want u on the book of God and his profit. the boon on me I write Mybook on u tonight.

She laughted and said n ur slow on ur slow, write the book One piece? not talk on me.

I shouted : I die in the cream , Ya thousand White Mornings. i'm going to talk on u right Now.